The Sunday Funnies

My brother's wife, Joanna, just had a baby a couple of weeks ago.

Every nursing mom needs a breast pump, but one of Joanna's cousins had borrowed hers.

Andy and Jo (who live a couple of hours away) asked my brother Zach if he would meet her cousin and pick it up since they would likely be seeing him before the cousin.

{I know this background info is getting a bit convoluted...but bear with me}

Zach had never met Joanna's cousin, but was told they'd be driving a silver car.

The meeting place was the Lowe's parking lot.

As he arrived in the parking lot, he noticed a couple standing outside of a silver car. He pulled up and said, "Are you waiting for someone?"

"Yes," they said.

"Do you have a breast pump for me?" Zach asked.

"Ummmm. Noooo," they answered.

{Really? Zach? Really?}

"Oh sorry," Zach said, and drove off.

{He eventually found her cousins...but thankfully changed his approach to, "Are you Joanna's cousins?"}