Sunday, August 24, 2008

The Sunday Funnies: Savvy Edition

Savvy the Censor

Tonight as we were reading the scriptures , Savvy came upon verse 13 in Alma 36 and read, "Yea, I did remember all my sins and iniquities, for which I was tormented with the pains of BEEEEEEEEP {the word she bleeped out was hell}; yea, I saw that I had rebelled against my God, and that I had not kept his holy commandments." {A few verses later she BEEEEPED out "damned".}

Savvy the Politically Correct

After church today, I was trying to get someone to rub my feet. So, I very kindly ordered Savvy and Aussie to, "Get rubbing my feet or your going to bed."

"Mother! Are you blackmailing us?" Aussie asked knowingly.

Savvy added, "Aussie--she might be black-male-ing you...but she's white-female-ing me."

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Savvy's funny like her mama!

Jolene said...

Whenever we come across certain words in the scriptures, I always look at Devon. I am so immature about that kind of stuff. Devon gets me and gives me a little smile. Last night Nicole had one in one of her verses only she said dam-ned and then I had the giggles for the rest of the night. I am giggling right now thinking about it.

Pam said...

Oh my goodness, are you always just laughing at your house. That is the funniest thing...white-female-ing me!!!!!
I too must be a bit childish because when the kids say potty words(which of course aren't meant that way) in the scriptures I have to hide my giggles as well.
I love that she beeeeped.